Est. 2026 · A global club

Some people play tennis. The rest of us build a life around it.

Tennis Bum Club is where that life has an address. The tour, the courts, the gear, the people, and the small daily religion of the game — in one place, for anyone who lives it.

Free, for life. You get a member number the moment you walk in. 287 members so far.

You may already be a Tennis Bum

None of that is a hobby. It’s a way of organising a life — and there are more of us than the sport lets on.

The club

Everything the game touches

Play

The courts worth the detour, the ones down the road, and who’s on them.

Watch

Every tournament on the tour, live results and rankings, and the arguments that come with them.

Tour Tracker →

Improve

Find the one pillar capping your level, then do something about it. Coaches, not algorithms.

The Academy →

Wear

Rackets, bags, shoes and the clothes. Curated, not catalogued — we only list what we’d carry.

Pro Shop →

Belong

A member number, a home court, and the people who’d also rather be playing right now.

Dispatches

The club reads

Tennis is covered as a scoreboard. It’s lived as a culture. We write the second one.

Courts of the World · No. 01

The NYC US Open Pop-Up Guide

Every pop-up, drop and free court in the city for the fortnight — where they are, when they’re open, and what’s worth the subway ride. Free.

Read it →
On Court / Off Court

What a tennis bag says about you

Six bags, six players, one uncomfortable pattern.

In the works
The Local Court

The public court that runs itself

No booking system, no pro, no dues — and a better ladder than most clubs.

In the works
Founder’s Dispatch

Why I’m building a club instead of a coaching business

The honest version, including the parts that aren’t working yet.

In the works

The Tennis Bum Passport

A record of a life spent on court

Every member gets a number the day they join, and it’s theirs permanently. The Passport is what fills in around it — the courts you’ve played, the surfaces, the tournaments you got to, the club events you turned up for.

Standing here comes from showing up, not from spending. Member No. 1 and member No. 40,000 are the same rank until one of them plays more tennis.

Claim your number

One way in, deeper

The Tennis Bum Academy

The club is free and stays free. The Academy is for when you want to stop guessing why you lose to people with worse technique than you.

You don’t play at the level of your best shot. You play at the level of your weakest pillar — and almost nobody has been told which of theirs it is, because nobody ever tested them.

  • Your Ceiling Test, scored by a coach. Send your strokes and your movement. A real coach scores all five pillars and tells you the one to work on.
  • Training built around your week, not a template — joint-first, so your body isn’t the reason your season ends.
  • Recovery, visualization and breath work, with the reasoning attached rather than the folklore.
  • Stroke reviews whenever you send one in. People who’ve won matches, not a model.

The Pro Shop

What we’d actually carry

No catalogue, no sponsored top ten. A short list of the bags, rackets and clothes we rate, plus the brands worth knowing when they drop something.

Bags

Rackets

On court

Off court

Members see the shop inside the Clubhouse. Some links earn us a commission; it never changes what makes the list.

TENNIS BUM CLUB · EST. 2026

The club is free.
The obsession was always going to cost you.

Take a number, meet the people, and stop pretending tennis is just something you do on Saturdays.

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